I saw hair on a girls butt

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

she had hair about an inch long all the way up past her butt hole and to the top of her crack. It freaked me the hell out.

This chic was so hot and perfect. It's no wonder she was hanging out with me. boy did that booty look good with her clothes on, but now that I saw whats under the pantys I think I am scarred for life.

This 24 year old woman who is 5'2 120 with long beautiful shiny brown hair that had no split ends, offered me "hey I'm italian" and "if you dont like the hair on me, fuck off I'm not getting rid of it. My other guy friends have'nt had a problem with it." I said "your other guy friends are a bunch of garbage douche bags who are'nt as good looking or smart as me. youll be stuck with those 2nd class losers until you get rid of that shit on your bum. hell my bum doesnt have that much hair!" I told her.

Well that is it. I give up on chics. I tried to explain to her its an abnormalty and she quickly said "no its not!, It's part of me!" I said this is hopeless and took off.

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well this is why I said I was having the worst time of my life right now last night. I cant even jerk off anymore, becuase I fear I might picture this nice ass with the extra beaver hair on it.

JimmyHoffa · Jun 4, 2005

Wait 'til she passes out and shave her down.

blueedwards · Jun 4, 2005

got some news for ya rob...she used to be a he.

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

Oh no Blue! Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel!

rchrd, I thought of that but she doesnt drink or do drugs. This is another reason why I thought I had such a score.

Mean_Gene · Jun 4, 2005

Well that is it. I give up on chics.

Does this mean your Gay now? Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, but I know this guy in the office building next to our offices who is looking for some action... I'll send him your way! :hump: :hump:

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

Gay? No, I will never turn to the dark side. I will just revoltionize masterbating and watch a lot of 'gonzo' porn. I will market "RobFunk's jerk off lotion" and have my own web site that is like bang bus except it's just me jerking off "ROBFUNK JERKS OFF!! SEE THE TRAILER!! BECOME A MEMBER JUST 29.95!! SUBSCRIBE WITHOUT A CREDIT CARD!!"

shockltvalue · Jun 4, 2005

interesting RobF.... was this butt hair like Austin Powers thick or just some peach fuzz?

whichever one it is don't you think maybe your reaction offended her? Hence her rejection of your suggestion to have it remove. Could have been subtle about it.... maybe tell her u think girls who wax are hot? :howdy:

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

Shock believe me, this girl was hot and cute. She had on these tight jeans with the xtra zippers and buttons. so cute and girly wore a good make up too. hot little slut until I saw 'IT'

But my reaction definatly offended her. I wasnt coy at all. I know I pissed her off right away, but she was the one who said she would not remove it. so we argued for a few minutes and I left.

the hairs, we are talking hairs like arm pit hairs just not shooting all over the place more tame looking. yuck. very feminine looking hairs but still gross to me. like an inch long all the way up the damn crack to the top. and dark too. wow.

I think hache warned us about italian girls and their hair I should have listened. I doubt his problems were that bad though

blueedwards · Jun 4, 2005

RobFunk said:
Shock believe me, this girl was hot and cute. She had on these tight jeans with the xtra zippers and buttons. so cute and girly wore a good make up too. hot little slut until I saw 'IT'

But my reaction definatly offended her. I wasnt coy at all. I know I pissed her off right away, but she was the one who said she would not remove it. so we argued for a few minutes and I left.

the hairs, we are talking hairs like arm pit hairs just not shooting all over the place more tame looking. yuck. very feminine looking hairs but still gross to me. like an inch long all the way up the damn crack to the top. and dark too. wow.

I think hache warned us about italian girls and their hair I should have listened. I doubt his problems were that bad though

like jason alexander's tail in "shallow hal"?

Holysmoke+ · Jun 4, 2005

In junior high school, we were walking to school and a pretty girl in our class mooned us and revealed a hairy ass.

we fell on the ground laughing. was quite nasty indeed

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

lmao blue

I actually thought of Jason on Sienfeld sitting with jerry at the coffee shop

jerry: "so how's it going with that lady you met?"

george: "she has hair on her butt!"

jerry: "wait a minute. are we talking just a little hair or hair hair"

george: "I'm talking hair!! what do you think I'm talking about?! It was all the way up her crack!"

jerry: "oh my goodness. .what happened? did you offend her?"

george: "offend her?! who cares if I offended her?! look at me! I'm a wreck! im going to be scarred for the rest of my life becuse some chic likes to keep a beaver on her toosh for crying out loud!" (audience applause)

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

Holysmoke said:
In junior high school, we were walking to school and a pretty girl in our class mooned us and revealed a hairy ass.

we fell on the ground laughing. was quite nasty indeed

LOL. .what are the odds of this? it has to be 1 in 5000 or something. I have never seen that before. and thats what I kept saying to defend myself "yeah but michelle, you have to understand that I've never seen this before" ...she wasnt buying it

shockltvalue · Jun 4, 2005

Tough Break Rob. But hey no chick is perfect. She could have the hottest bod w. cellulite on her thighs or real severe case of halitosis. You just got to choose what you absolutely cant stand for and move on. Have a :drink:

PeteRoseJR · Jun 4, 2005

Funker.....LMAO...

I feel bad for you..You are a cool dude, sorry your new chick has a hairy pooper.....Looking forward to meeting you at the bash....

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

I hope I can make it Pete. I need to scrape together the loot for a plane ticket

Congrats on hitting 2k posts

I am coming up on 10k, and that scares me

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

shock said:
Have a :drink:<VALUE]TOUGH class=inlineimg title=Drink :drink:

I am getting pretty toasty right now. Anything to wash that horrific image out of my head. I will probably pass out and wake up before the Heat game. lol.

Journeyman · Jun 4, 2005

toasty at 11 am?

funny stuff the Seinfeld reference...I get myself into predicaments all the time, and always think of George lol

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

Journey, I did all my chores already. Food stocked, bills paid, place clean. get off my case pal. I have a right to get toasty. Have some sympathy, please just someone.

No but seriously J-man, what do you think of my first attempt at script writing above? Do you think I could write for a sitcom or what. I think I could cast J-man in there he is that guy who has an occasional appearance and looks buff and just kind of stands there for a second before exiting and the audience makes a real cheesy "wwwhheewwww" and then claps a little before you deliver a one liner that really isnt that funny and everyone still laughs anyways

kidslick · Jun 4, 2005

Gay? No, I will never turn to the dark side. I will just revoltionize masterbating and watch a lot of 'gonzo' porn. I will market "RobFunk's jerk off lotion" and have my own web site that is like bang bus except it's just me jerking off "ROBFUNK JERKS OFF!! SEE THE TRAILER!! BECOME A MEMBER JUST 29.95!! SUBSCRIBE WITHOUT A CREDIT CARD!!"

sounds like a roxygirl moment you had with that paragraph

seriously DID SHE LOVE THE DICK :hump: :hump: :hump:

RobFunk · Jun 4, 2005

I didnt give it to her slick. I honestly doubt I will speak to her again. I am just going to go back into hiding like Nadov Hennefield when he played for UConn